diff --git a/.bash_aliases b/.bash_aliases
index 8a76d9a..3a1201c 100644
--- a/.bash_aliases
+++ b/.bash_aliases
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 # Aliases
 alias clean-aurutils-cache='find ~/.cache/aurutils/sync -type d -name .git -execdir git clean -xi \;'
 alias config='/usr/bin/git --git-dir=$HOME/.dotfiles/ --work-tree=$HOME'
+alias cookie='fortune /usr/share/fortune/asoiaf | cowthink -f $(find /usr/share/cowsay/cows -type f | shuf -n 1)'
 alias fastfetch='hyfetch'
 alias ghc='stack ghc'
 alias ghci='stack ghci'
diff --git a/.config/fish/config.fish b/.config/fish/config.fish
index 9576ce5..df293c5 100644
--- a/.config/fish/config.fish
+++ b/.config/fish/config.fish
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ if status is-interactive
 
     fastfetch
 
-    fortune /usr/share/fortune/anarchism
+    fortune /usr/share/fortune/asoiaf | cowthink -f $(find /usr/share/cowsay/cows -type f | shuf -n 1)
 
     calcurse -d 7